It's time for a new leader with some accessible, but not-too-threatening, physical ailment or deformity

I have to say that the most astonishing finding from President Obama's most recent routine physical examination is not that he's smoke-free or that his LDL fell with presumptive dietary changes or that he even got a PSA test but that he has 20/20 vision, near and far, without correction. Who the hell doesn't have to wear glasses for something after the age of 50?

Photo of a glassless #44, from http://www.whitehouse.gov/about/presidents/barackobama.